waitingtocollide:

This is the text of the letter my sister’s boyfriend wrote on her Facebook wall (all spellings and grammar kept as it was)

Dear Baby, 

Ok….fist i just wanted you to know i wright like a girl, so ive been told. Babe this is the surprise i was talking about, that would make you cry or either smile, or both. I also wanna say this first because its goin to be sprinkled tohroughout this letter, and what that is, is I LOVE YOU :), i really do babe, its the God honest truth. When we first started talking it was good, great even. I dont know why i didnt close myself off, for what i just went through, but i didnt. So when we were talking, i started to fall and fall for you with everything you were saying, and how we have so much in common, for example; our fav color, our rooms, all the artist we love, and the best one how we love “mac-n-cheese”, and also the things we went through with our family. 
The 2nd day is when i knew i had to say it, knowing how early it was, i just knew that i had to. Then you told me, you said, “liam i dont want you too hold back anything and especially with what your about to say”, so i said it, i said i love you, and i do not regret saying it at all. Thenb we went on talking, and we finally meet and you brought your lovely mother along, that was nice cuz i love your mother as well as your whole entire family. Anyway we went to see a movie, and as soon as our lips first touched, you took something from me and that would be my heart and my breathe and you told me “you just did the same to me”, and i never want you to give me those back. I love you for not only who you are, but for who you make me when im around you. Babe you dont understand how AMAZING, how PERFECT, how FUNNY, and how BEAUTIFUL you are. When were together i feel like there is no one around us, like its just me and you against the world. One thing Keara you will never have to worry about isme leaving. Youll never have to and i DOUBLE PINKY KISS PROMISE :). 
Im pretty sure when you see this your gonna read it with your mom or show her. So Mrs. Lisa i want you to know and Mr. Rob that you will never have to worry about me ever, first makeing your amazing daughter cry, and you will never have to worry about me touching Keara inappropriately, or ever, ever, ever hitting her or calling her a hurtfull name , thats not me and never will be, so i thought i would just let you know that. Your family babe will have my full respect at all times. Keara i love you and there would be nothing more the for me to be with you and only you Forever:):):):):):):):)♥♥♥ 
From your Baby Boo,
Liam♥

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen oh my god, fifteen days.