March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
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makorrian:
If Makorra isn’t canon I will lose all faith in everything. I mean, just look at them. :_:
viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
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February 2012
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The art of trolling →
epic-humor:
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“Why can’t I look away Dear lord”
LMAO
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Education is not a right.
– Ron Paul
(via holymotherofrowling)
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Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate their concerns into...
– Barack Obama (via billkahler)
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auntyblazer:
I cannot stop laughing
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